Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Incubus Has a Valentine for You



Here at Mental Pirate, we're not big on Valentine's Day.  We* firmly believe that it's a corporate generated "holiday" designed by jewelers and candy makers across the globe for the sole purpose of boosting first quarter sales after the post Christmas (don't get us started on that holiday) slump.

But, to keep in the spirit of sharing and spreading "love," we've elected to provide you with the valentine that Incubus has put up for all of their fans.

From the band:
"We want to thank all of our fans around the world for coming out to see us on the “If Not Now, When World Tour” with a little gift of music to share with your loved one on Valentine’s Day. We’ve included 4 of your favorite Incubus love songs recorded live on the tour. These tracks and more will be part of the Incubus "If Not Now, When? Live Bootleg Series" which will be coming soon. If you like what you hear we hope you will join us somewhere else along the tour which continues throughout 2012. Go to www.enjoyincubus.com for more information.  - Incubus"






So, if you're an Incubus fan--or even if you're only mildly interested in them--get your mitts on some free music.   You can't say we never gave you nothin'.


* By "we" I mean "me."  I'm not cool/talented/successful enough to warrant a staff or additional author here.

Monday, February 13, 2012

Amanda Palmer Covers Nirvana's "Polly"


There was always something intense about Nirvana's "Polly" off of Nevermind.  There was always a level of sadism pulsing through it, but I never really paid attention to it.  I was to young to understand.  All I knew was it wasn't one of my favorite tracks on the album.

Now, however, Amanda Palmer (Dresden Dolls) & The Grand Theft Orchestra has done a truly eerie cover of the song.  To turn up the intensity, the accompanying video (below) is all sorts of heavy.  Give it a view.  The video is marginally NSFW.


Adventures in the Used-Bin: 2.3.12



Machine Head – The More Things Change . . . = * ½
I didn’t use to like Machine Head.  To be honest, it took me until 2005 to appreciate them, despite the fact that they were making music through my formative years.  I’ve since started accumulating their back catalogue.  I have to think that The More Things Change wasn’t fully thought through before being released.  It doesn’t feel cohesive.  I get the impression that each song was one or two more jam sessions away from being complete.  I don’t know if it was mounting label pressure to get a record out or not, but I would have spent some more editing time on this one.



Travis – The Man Who = **
I firmly believe we can point the finger directly at Coldplay for preventing Travis from being more of a household name.  Both bands make mopey rock songs in the same sort of fashion, but for some reason Chris Martin and Co. has become arena headliners while these Scottish lads haven’t.  But, that’s probably for the best.  I prefer the follow up to this album, The Invisible Band, but The Man Who has some choice lyrics that speak straight to me.  “Every day I wake up alone/I’m not like the other boys,” I’ve always felt this way (even though I, gratefully, wake up each day next to my gorgeous wife.  I still have always felt different, but this isn’t the right forum for that sort of talk).  Thanks, Travis!



Funeral for a Friend = Casually Dressed & Deep in Conversation = *** ½
The debut LP of these post-hardcore/emocore/heartcore (whatever handle you want to assign to the music movement in 2002-2004) still holds up nearly 10 years after its release.  The combination of pop-punk energy, hardcore drive, mildly poetic lyrics and emotive vocals was the trademark for the bands of this movement, but few mastered that formula as well as Funeral for a Friend (except for Finch IMO).  If you haven’t heard these cats, I urge you to do so.



Crossbreed – Synthetic Division= **
I’m a sucker for electronically driven metal.  I was also raised on a healthy dose of nu metal.  Combine those two things and the end result is Crossbreed.  Although a majority of Synthetic Division, the band’s second LP, is supremely repetitive and blurs together easily—I still can’t dislike it.  And, a weird side note, will someone please explain to me why these performance artist type industrial bands come out of Florida?  DeadStar Assembly, Crossbreed, Genitorturers, Marilyn Manson . . . what the hell?  I tried figuring this out a couple of years back, but I still don’t get it.



Lordi – Deadache = ** ½
One can never accuse Lordi, the monster band from Finland, of selling out.  In fact, these beasts have stuck directly to their formula with each passing album; they’re fast joining the ranks of Bad Religion, Dropkick Murphys, Slayer et al in never deviating from their core sound on each record.  Deadache is standard Lordi fare: all spooks and scares with tales of evil doctors, axe wielding ladies of the night and—of course—rocking, all done to their brand of modern glam metal-meets-symphony metal.  No new tricks here, and I doubt there ever will be (though the use of the Phantom’s theme from The Phantom of the Opera was a very nice touch).  

Friday, February 10, 2012

It's Tough to Mosh with Your Tongue in Your Cheek


Irony.  The unfortunate host to popular culture's current plague: hipsters.  They wear ridiculous combinations of clothing for the irony.  They wear glasses they don't need for the irony.  They drink cheap beer and live in shitty apartments--despite the fact that most of them are silver-spoon children--for the irony.

Alas, irony has become a four letter word due to the antics of these cads.  But, there is a small glimmer of hope beginning to emerge in the form of traditional hardcore (no, not the stupid, androgynous haircut "hardcore" bands you're likely thinking of).  That beacon is stemming from So Cal act Trap Her Keep Her (if you don't get that, say it aloud fast).

Currently, the band has released two EPs--Namedropper EP and Matt EP-- one split EP with another hardcore act, Bare Knuckles, and a single track "The Do's and Redondon'ts of Hardcore."  If you're looking for a handful of jokes, snarky remarks and a big, "fuck you" to hateful hipster idiots, get your hands on THKH's material here.  Oh yeah, it's free.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Chi Cheng Beginning to Wake from Coma


Chi Cheng, bass player for alt-metal act, Deftones, has shown some remarkable signs over the past few days, all indicating he's working his way out of his coma.

Three years after a nasty car accident, Cheng has been comatose following a surgery that removed part of his brain.  He's able to move his legs on command and replies to questions with grunts and mumbles.

Although there is still a significant journey in front of Cheng, this is spectacular news for the bassist and his family.  You can peep the video of these recent developments below.